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Doctor Treating Pregnant Women With Experimental Drug To Prevent Lesbianism →

“So no more Elena Kagans, no more Donna Shalalas, no more Martina Navratilovas, no more k.d. langs, no more Constance McMillens—because all women must grow up to suck dick, crank out babies, and do women’s work. And the existence of adult women who are not interested in ‘becoming someone’s wife’ and ‘making babies’ constitutes a medical emergency that requires us to treat women who are currently pregnant with a dangerous experimental hormone. Otherwise their daughters might grow up to, um, be nominated to sit on the Supreme Court, serve as cabinet secretaries, take 18 Grand Slam singles titles, win Grammies, and take their girlfriends to prom.

And we can’t have that.”


May I add that the doctor who’s behind this experiment is a woman? I wonder if she’s aware that (according to her ridiculous logic) she, herself, is abnormal, based on the simple fact that she’s a doctor. Shouldn’t she be at home, practicing what she preaches, and making her husband a sandwich?